"MY LAME ASS BOYFRIEND CAN'T LAST MORE THAT 3 MINUTES, I NEED AN OLDER GUY THAT CAN FUCK ME FOR HOURS. SO WHEN MY MOM GOT REMARRIED I THOUGHT, ""HMM."" AND WHEN I HEARD HER ENDLESS, SCREAMING ORGASMS ALL NIGHT LONG, I WAS LIKE, ""FUCK THAT, I'M NEXT!""" |