THESE BOYS ARE RUBBED UP THE WRONG WAY!
UNABLE TO MOVE AN INCH, BUT LEFT UNGAGGED, SO YOU CAN HEAR
EVERY MOAN AND SCREAM; EACH LAD IS MILKED DRY! FIRST THEY
GET OILED UP AND PLAYED WITH, BEFORE EDGED ROUGHLY BACK
AND FORTH FROM THE BRINK OF ORGANISM UNTIL THEY EXPLODE
LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
